Mac Montandon

The Proper Care and Feeding of Zombies (eBook, ePUB)

A Completely Scientific Guide to the Lives of the Undead

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

A scientific look at zombies-the ultimate guide to how the other half lives (or not)

How fast and far would a zombie infection spread? What would a nutritionist say about an all-brain diet? Why are the undead so pissed off? Here are the answers to all of your essential zombie questions (you know you've asked them), with a lively, science-based exploration of every aspect of the undead.

• First book to examine the possible science of our undead brethren, from what a zombie brain looks like to why zombies don't get fat
• Fact-based approach-looks at zombies through the lens of real science
• Perfect gift for zombies (assuming they could read) and zombie-philes

Dripping with great zombie factoids and insights, The Proper Care and Feeding of Zombies will flesh out your understanding of the living dead.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Turner Publishing Company
• Seitenzahl: 256
• Erscheinungstermin: 14. September 2010
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9780470907252
• Artikelnr.: 49987465

Autorenporträt

MAC MONTANDON shares his home with a variety of beloved, murderous zombie companions. He is co-author of Suck It, Wonder Woman: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek with Olivia Munn, author of Jetpack Dreams: One Man's Up and Down (but Mostly Down) Search for the Greatest Invention That Never Was and editor of Innocent When You Dream: The Tom Waits Reader.

Inhaltsangabe

Acknowledgments. Introduction. KILLING TIME: Zombie Quiz. 1. Know thy
Enemy. What does a zombie brain look like? The neurobiology of zombies. 2.
Serve with a Chilled Pinot Gross. The benefits and hazards of an
all-brain-and-human-flesh diet. KILLING TIME: Sautéed Brain with Savoy
Cabbage, Finger Pieces, and a Rich Blood Sauce. 3. Earth Worms Are Easy.
What's really left of a dead body after a few weeks in the ground? A lot or
a little? 4. Sex and the Single Zombie. The undead are far from the only
organisms that reproduce asexually, but are they the scariest? 5. Unsafe at
Any Speed. Why zombies walk (and stalk) before they run. KILLING TIME: The
Seven-Day Zombie Workout. 6. What They Don't Teach You in Health Class. How
fast and how far will a zombie infection spread? Is a zombie apocalypse
truly possible? The science of the infected. 7. Do Zombies Dream of Undead
Sheep? Not only are zombies undead, they are massively unslept. An
exploration into the science of sleep. 8. Bee Afraid, Bee Very Afraid.
Examining real-life parasites that turn their victims into mindless
zombies. 9. Fear and Loathing in Zombietown. Mass hysteria, post-traumatic
stress disorder, and the undead. KILLING TIME: Mad Limbs #1. 10. War of the
Weirds. How do the undead hunt? How do humans flee? What being attacked by
a rabid dog and living life like a slave-making ant can teach us about
surviving a zombie outbreak. 11. Attack of the Mutant Zombies! What can we
learn from ghouls about mutation and radiation? 12. You Gotta Shoot 'em in
the Head! On ballistics, physics, recoil, zombies, and you. killing time:
Mad Limbs #2. Notes. Index.