Lie Like Trump - Mahal, Taj; Marco, Ejevarilla
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Learn to…Lie Like Trump Color Edition This hilarious book uses examples of real life situations for how to Lie Like Trump using Trump's most idiotic quotes. This laugh-out-loud funny book is the perfect gift for your Never Trump friends. Pass it around at your next party and watch your friends channel their inner Trump. A section titled Speed Lying encompasses dozens of Trump's most outrages boastful claims. Only the truly pathological liar can repeat them in one breath. Believe me. Everyday situations and the appropriate lie are now at you fingertips. For example: When asked why you don't go…mehr

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Learn to…Lie Like Trump Color Edition This hilarious book uses examples of real life situations for how to Lie Like Trump using Trump's most idiotic quotes. This laugh-out-loud funny book is the perfect gift for your Never Trump friends. Pass it around at your next party and watch your friends channel their inner Trump. A section titled Speed Lying encompasses dozens of Trump's most outrages boastful claims. Only the truly pathological liar can repeat them in one breath. Believe me. Everyday situations and the appropriate lie are now at you fingertips. For example: When asked why you don't go to church on Easter or any other religious holiday to celebrate your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ… Lie Like Trump…"I like people that weren't captured…okay?" Bonus: Includes a comical flip book, watch his nose grow with each lie and his hair flop around and fly away. Sad. This is the gift book you've been looking for to add levity and commiserate with your like-minded friends during this dark time in our history or give it anonymously to the simple-minded.
Autorenporträt
Taj Mahal was named after the failed Trump Taj Mahal casino in Atlantic City, known as the first casino with a strip club. Unable to afford care for little Taj on her pitiful wages as an emigrant cocktail hostess at the casino, his mother left him with a Christian couple that performed instant weddings for losers. The next day, after receiving a mysterious check for $150,000, his mother left for Slovenia. Sad. Today, Taj runs a televangelical empire using a pseudonym and travels the world in his private gold jet (aka God's Chariot) saving those same losers from worldly vices while making an ungodly amount of money. He is currently developing the first Casino for God where everyone is a winner because all losses are considered a religious charitable deduction.