Where'd You Park Your Spaceship?

Heen Gru-Bares has been SERIES 5 for most of his adult life, traveling from planet to planet collecting data and filing reports for the CHAIRS who run the universe. And then he lands on the planet Firdus for his next assignment and he meets Borns and Lan Zing and Ziga Mey and Dill Tudd and something unsettling begins to stir within him, something unnerving and profoundly disruptive. Out of all the planets he's been to over the decades he's been doing this job, what is it about this one particular planet Firdus that so subversively affects him like it does? And then Noon Yeah shows up and he learns that she's a SIGN 7, sent to Firdus to do a GRAINING because of his failure to execute the task at hand-it's more than he can bear as what he thought was his life begins to unravel around him... Will Heen make it through this devastating turbulence? What will happen to Dill Tudd? And is all of this a set up, one of the symptoms of a larger malaise that will continue to spread through the entire universe unless someone does something to stop it? It's a galactic saga of struggle and survival. It's an interplanetary tale of love, loss, and bread. It's BOOK ONE of the WHERE'D YOU PARK YOUR SPACESHIP? Series. Welcome to Firdus.