The Cat, the Quantum, and the Cat-astrophe (eBook, ePUB)
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What do you get when you cross a quantum-fluctuating housecat, a mythological database meltdown, and a motivational quote epidemic?Eliot 9 isn't your average cat. He's part deity, part software glitch, and entirely too opinionated for a cosmic being. One moment he's lounging across dimensions, the next, he's buffering reality itself with the grace of a cat meme caught in a data storm.When a tea-sipping, kombucha-wielding Granny Loop accidentally reboots the Mythosphere-the cosmic database of all ancient stories-chaos breaks loose across the multiverse. Suddenly, Vikings are pitching start-ups ...
What do you get when you cross a quantum-fluctuating housecat, a mythological database meltdown, and a motivational quote epidemic?
Eliot 9 isn't your average cat. He's part deity, part software glitch, and entirely too opinionated for a cosmic being. One moment he's lounging across dimensions, the next, he's buffering reality itself with the grace of a cat meme caught in a data storm.
When a tea-sipping, kombucha-wielding Granny Loop accidentally reboots the Mythosphere-the cosmic database of all ancient stories-chaos breaks loose across the multiverse. Suddenly, Vikings are pitching start-ups in Silicon Valley, Anubis is running HR, and dragons are lawyering up for copyright violations. Worst of all? A mysterious software entity known as "The Patch" is rewriting ancient myths into chirpy motivational slogans, turning epics into Instagram captions.
Eliot, along with a punctuation mark named Interrobango!, a shapeshifter who can only turn into things no one's ever imagined (usually inconveniently), and a council of forgotten folklore beings, must navigate overthinking zones, obsolete meme realms, and existential black holes to stop the universe from being overwritten by inspirational posters.
Expect:
Can a cosmic cat save the universe from being optimized to death? Or will everything become a soulless blend of buzzwords and branding?
The Cat, the Quantum, and the Cat-astrophe is a genre-defying sci-fi comedy about narrative entropy, cosmic bureaucracy, and the beautiful absurdity of stories that refuse to behave.
Eliot 9 isn't your average cat. He's part deity, part software glitch, and entirely too opinionated for a cosmic being. One moment he's lounging across dimensions, the next, he's buffering reality itself with the grace of a cat meme caught in a data storm.
When a tea-sipping, kombucha-wielding Granny Loop accidentally reboots the Mythosphere-the cosmic database of all ancient stories-chaos breaks loose across the multiverse. Suddenly, Vikings are pitching start-ups in Silicon Valley, Anubis is running HR, and dragons are lawyering up for copyright violations. Worst of all? A mysterious software entity known as "The Patch" is rewriting ancient myths into chirpy motivational slogans, turning epics into Instagram captions.
Eliot, along with a punctuation mark named Interrobango!, a shapeshifter who can only turn into things no one's ever imagined (usually inconveniently), and a council of forgotten folklore beings, must navigate overthinking zones, obsolete meme realms, and existential black holes to stop the universe from being overwritten by inspirational posters.
Expect:
- Metaphysical meows
- Self-aware satire
- Weaponized irony
- Heroic punctuation
- And a surprising number of tuna jokes
Can a cosmic cat save the universe from being optimized to death? Or will everything become a soulless blend of buzzwords and branding?
The Cat, the Quantum, and the Cat-astrophe is a genre-defying sci-fi comedy about narrative entropy, cosmic bureaucracy, and the beautiful absurdity of stories that refuse to behave.
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