Panditji's Lost Cybersecurity Prophecies (eBook, ePUB)
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"The future is loud, cold, and full of people arguing with bots. Panditji warned us."In this riotous blend of tech satire and historical absurdity, discover the long-lost prophecies of Panditji, a 19th-century Indian astrologer who somehow predicted every digital disaster of the modern agefrom phishing scams to ransomware, social media manipulation to AI deepfakes.Why You'll Love This Book:The Ink Serpent's Whisper" Panditji's 1824 rant about "serpents wearing bankers' faces" that eerily describes email scams."The Screaming Metal Wife" His take on washing machines ("shrieking demons that eat s...
"The future is loud, cold, and full of people arguing with bots. Panditji warned us."
In this riotous blend of tech satire and historical absurdity, discover the long-lost prophecies of Panditji, a 19th-century Indian astrologer who somehow predicted every digital disaster of the modern agefrom phishing scams to ransomware, social media manipulation to AI deepfakes.
Why You'll Love This Book:
The Ink Serpent's Whisper" Panditji's 1824 rant about "serpents wearing bankers' faces" that eerily describes email scams.
"The Screaming Metal Wife" His take on washing machines ("shrieking demons that eat socks") now applies to smart home devices.
"The Polite Parrot" A dead-on prophecy of AI chatbots ("it cheats on exams and lies with a smile").
Perfect For:
Praise for Panditji's Wisdom:
"I've seen the future. It is loud, cold, and full of people arguing over a cricket match they are not even playing. We are doomed." Panditji, 1959 (probably)
(Don't miss the Secret Amulets hidden in each chapterbecause turmeric might just save your Wi-Fi.)
In this riotous blend of tech satire and historical absurdity, discover the long-lost prophecies of Panditji, a 19th-century Indian astrologer who somehow predicted every digital disaster of the modern agefrom phishing scams to ransomware, social media manipulation to AI deepfakes.
Why You'll Love This Book:
The Ink Serpent's Whisper" Panditji's 1824 rant about "serpents wearing bankers' faces" that eerily describes email scams.
"The Screaming Metal Wife" His take on washing machines ("shrieking demons that eat socks") now applies to smart home devices.
"The Polite Parrot" A dead-on prophecy of AI chatbots ("it cheats on exams and lies with a smile").
Perfect For:
- Tech workers who need a laugh (or a cry) about their industry.
- History buffs who enjoy "what the actual hell?" moments.
- Anyone who's ever yelled at a router or fallen for a "Nigerian prince."
Praise for Panditji's Wisdom:
"I've seen the future. It is loud, cold, and full of people arguing over a cricket match they are not even playing. We are doomed." Panditji, 1959 (probably)
(Don't miss the Secret Amulets hidden in each chapterbecause turmeric might just save your Wi-Fi.)
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