I'm Definitely Not the Problem (eBook, ePUB)
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Does everyone around you seem difficult? Have multiple therapists suggested you "look inward"? Has every relationship ended with the other person claiming YOU were the problem?Then congratulationsyou're definitely not the problem. And neither is Anonymous (but his name is Steve, and his wife Janet will definitely figure it out).In this groundbreaking work of self-vindication, Anonymous finally does what nine therapists, six exes, two ex-wives, and one very patient current wife have been waiting for: he tells his side of the story. All of it. With documentation.Beginning with Mrs. Henderson's u...
Does everyone around you seem difficult? Have multiple therapists suggested you "look inward"? Has every relationship ended with the other person claiming YOU were the problem?
Then congratulationsyou're definitely not the problem. And neither is Anonymous (but his name is Steve, and his wife Janet will definitely figure it out).
In this groundbreaking work of self-vindication, Anonymous finally does what nine therapists, six exes, two ex-wives, and one very patient current wife have been waiting for: he tells his side of the story. All of it. With documentation.
Beginning with Mrs. Henderson's unjust B+ on his fourth-grade rainforest diorama (it had WORKING HUMIDITY, Mrs. Henderson), Anonymous traces sixty-one years of being consistently and unfairly blamed by a remarkable variety of people. From the Fortune 500 corporation that tried to control him (so he started his own company, Definitely Not Controlling Systems, Inc.and yes, he knows how that sounds, but it refers to SYSTEMS control, not personal control, and the smirking says more about other people than it does about him) to his current wife Janet, who somehow finds his helpfulness "controlling" even though he's just trying to keep the bills from bouncing and the refrigerator stocked.
Featuring:
Also included: Bingo cards, testimonials from other definitely-not-the-problem people, unsolicited editor's notes that Anonymous did NOT approve, and a preview of the next book in the series.
Whether you're a fellow survivor of other people's issues or you're buying this for someone who "needs to see themselves" (don't worry, they won'tthey never do), this book is the validation you've been waiting for.
You will laugh. You will cringe. You will see someone you know. You might even see yourself. But you won't admit it.
Then congratulationsyou're definitely not the problem. And neither is Anonymous (but his name is Steve, and his wife Janet will definitely figure it out).
In this groundbreaking work of self-vindication, Anonymous finally does what nine therapists, six exes, two ex-wives, and one very patient current wife have been waiting for: he tells his side of the story. All of it. With documentation.
Beginning with Mrs. Henderson's unjust B+ on his fourth-grade rainforest diorama (it had WORKING HUMIDITY, Mrs. Henderson), Anonymous traces sixty-one years of being consistently and unfairly blamed by a remarkable variety of people. From the Fortune 500 corporation that tried to control him (so he started his own company, Definitely Not Controlling Systems, Inc.and yes, he knows how that sounds, but it refers to SYSTEMS control, not personal control, and the smirking says more about other people than it does about him) to his current wife Janet, who somehow finds his helpfulness "controlling" even though he's just trying to keep the bills from bouncing and the refrigerator stocked.
Featuring:
- THE 347 REASONS I'M NOT THE PROBLEM: A comprehensive, categorized, and alphabetized list spanning five decades of accumulated grievances, from workplace injustices to Thanksgiving incidents we don't talk about (but he was RIGHT about the potato salad)
- A COMPLETE RELATIONSHIP HISTORY: Six exes, two ex-wives, and one current wife who will definitely have thoughts about this book. Each relationship analyzed. Each breakup documented. Each "you're too controlling" rebutted with evidence.
- THE U-HAUL YEARS: Three years of working SIXTY HOURS A WEEK while getting his engineering degree at DeVry while supporting a wife and two kids. Did anyone ever acknowledge this sacrifice? No. They did not. Forty years later, still waiting.
- EXPERT REBUTTALS: "You're too sensitive" (he has appropriate emotional responses to inappropriate situations). "You hold grudges" (he has an excellent memory for injustice). "You're controlling" (he controls SYSTEMS, not peopleit's literally in the company name).
- A GLOSSARY: Helpful definitions including "Boundaries" (walls other people build to avoid accountability), "Feedback" (criticism disguised as helpfulness), and "Gaslighting" (what everyone does to Anonymous constantly).
- QUIZZES: Confirm what you already knewyou're definitely not the problem either.
- LETTERS TO PEOPLE WHO OWE HIM APOLOGIES: Including Mrs. Henderson (fifty-one years and counting), the Fortune 500 corporation (evil, pure evil), and Debbie Morrison (the unsigned Valentine's Day card, 1980she should have known).
Also included: Bingo cards, testimonials from other definitely-not-the-problem people, unsolicited editor's notes that Anonymous did NOT approve, and a preview of the next book in the series.
Whether you're a fellow survivor of other people's issues or you're buying this for someone who "needs to see themselves" (don't worry, they won'tthey never do), this book is the validation you've been waiting for.
You will laugh. You will cringe. You will see someone you know. You might even see yourself. But you won't admit it.
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