How to not get laid (eBook, ePUB)
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Ever wondered why your dating life looks like a blooper reel? Congratulations - you've found the wrong self-help book."How to Not Get Laid: A Step-by-Step Guide to Lifelong Singleness" is your ultimate crash course in romantic failure. Packed with useless wisdom, terrible life choices, and one man's (Tim's) complete inability to read a vibe, this parody guide shows you exactly how to repel affection in style.Inside, you'll learn:How to dress like you're hiding from love 🧢How to talk about your crypto losses mid-date 💸How to ghost people before they message you 👻How to c...
Ever wondered why your dating life looks like a blooper reel? Congratulations - you've found the wrong self-help book.
"How to Not Get Laid: A Step-by-Step Guide to Lifelong Singleness" is your ultimate crash course in romantic failure. Packed with useless wisdom, terrible life choices, and one man's (Tim's) complete inability to read a vibe, this parody guide shows you exactly how to repel affection in style.
Inside, you'll learn:
This isn't advice - it's a warning. If you've ever said "I'm bad at flirting" or turned small talk into emotional arson, this book's your spiritual home.
Equal parts satire, self-help spoof, and cry-for-help-in-paperback-form, it's the only dating book that guarantees results... of the opposite kind.
"How to Not Get Laid: A Step-by-Step Guide to Lifelong Singleness" is your ultimate crash course in romantic failure. Packed with useless wisdom, terrible life choices, and one man's (Tim's) complete inability to read a vibe, this parody guide shows you exactly how to repel affection in style.
Inside, you'll learn:
- How to dress like you're hiding from love 🧢
- How to talk about your crypto losses mid-date 💸
- How to ghost people before they message you 👻
- How to compare every human to your high school crush 💔
- And advanced celibacy techniques used by the masters (and by Tim)
This isn't advice - it's a warning. If you've ever said "I'm bad at flirting" or turned small talk into emotional arson, this book's your spiritual home.
Equal parts satire, self-help spoof, and cry-for-help-in-paperback-form, it's the only dating book that guarantees results... of the opposite kind.
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