Phoenix Baker

eBook, ePUB

Foxbutt (eBook, ePUB)

Beschreibung

Foxbutt is a furry story about a guy who is a fox. His name is Thomas, and he's always been a fox, but never noticed until today. His parents know he's a fox - his dad's one too - but they never told him, because they didn't want to worry him. Thomas works at a game store, and if this had happened on any other day he would have just called in sick - but today is the biggest new release the world has ever known, the store is understaffed, he's gonna be late for work because his anatomy is so weird he can't figure out how to pee through it, and his coworker Lily is trying to ask him out on a date. It's all a bit much for our boy Thomas, but I'm sure he'll get through it somehow. Foxbutt is a novella-length furry erotica story intended for broadminded and silly adults.

Technische Details

• Geräte: eReader
• mit Kopierschutz
• Größe: 0.13MB
• FamilySharing(5)

Barrierefreiheit

• Text-to-Speech

Autor

Hello! I write smut. Or rather, I write happy, sex-positive stories that aren't afraid of the occasional bit of blatant humanity. When was the last time you saw a character in a novel stop mid-sentence to sneeze? Or walk into a room, immediately forget what the hell she went in there for, and wander around for a minute trying to remember what she was doing? These little malfunctions are a part of being alive, and I think we need to see more of them in our fiction. I hope that you enjoy my stories about malfunctioning humans who fall in love and do really weird things to each other.

About me:
I am kept warm and dry by a beautiful redhead, who keeps me in a little hutch at the bottom of her garden. I write my stories in the dirt with a stick, and then I sit on them until they hatch into ebooks. I give those ebooks to Amazon and Smashwords, and then people send me shiny pennies by abstracting them into ones and zeroes and pushing them to me through a big hose. I don't properly understand how it works, but it lets me buy more carrots, so that's okay.

Amazon told me to write a proper biography like the guy who wrote "Angela's Ashes," but he uses his real name and has won awards, and he probably writes using a computer or something, not a stick. I haven't won any awards.

Produktdetails

• Verlag: Phoenix Baker
• Altersempfehlung: ab 18 Jahre
• Erscheinungstermin: 28. Juli 2020
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9781005629113
• Artikelnr.: 70918743