Alston Alika Albarado

eBook, ePUB

F*ck Black Friday: Your Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse (eBook, ePUB)

Beschreibung

Ready to survive retail's biggest battleground? "F*ck Black Friday" is your sardonic salvation, packed with brutally honest advice and laugh-out-loud strategies for conquering (or avoiding) the shopping apocalypse. This isn't your grandmother's shopping guide - it's a no-holds-barred survival manual for the modern consumer.

Inside, you'll discover:

• Battle-tested tactics for navigating crowded stores without losing your sanity
• The art of strategic procrastination and why early birds might be getting the wrong worm
• A comprehensive survival kit checklist (including emergency chocolate)
• Psychological warfare techniques for dealing with line-cutters and cart-rammers
• The sacred art of not giving a f*ck when deals aren't worth the drama

Whether you're a seasoned Black Friday warrior or a conscious objector, this guide offers equal parts practical advice and therapeutic humor. Learn when to fight for that doorbuster deal and when to say "f*ck it" and shop online instead.

Perfect for anyone who's ever questioned their life choices while standing in a pre-dawn shopping line or stress-eaten their way through a mall parking lot.

Technische Details

• Geräte: eReader
• mit Kopierschutz
• Größe: 0.25MB
• FamilySharing(5)

Barrierefreiheit

• Text-to-Speech

Autor

Alston Alika Albarado is a Native Hawaiian author and educator who brings a wealth of knowledge and creativity to his multifaceted career with a Bachelor's degree in Drama and a Master's in Theatre for Young Audiences. In his first book, "Paradise Lost: A Journey Through Chaos," he crafts compelling narratives that explore themes of identity, culture, and human connection. His writing offers readers a fresh perspective on diverse voices and local experiences yet integrates universal themes, creating works that are both locally rooted and globally relevant.

Albarado's passion for the performing arts shines through in his background as a musical theatre performer. This theatrical experience enriches his writing, lending a dynamic and expressive quality to his prose and characters. His involvement in theatre also informs his approach to education, bringing elements of performance and storytelling into the classroom. As an innovative educator, Albarado is at the forefront of blending traditional cultural teaching methods with modern technological advancements. He skillfully integrates virtual reality and other cutting-edge technologies into his lessons, creating immersive learning experiences that honor Hawaiian traditions while preparing students for the digital age.

Produktdetails

• Verlag: Alston Alika Albarado
• Erscheinungstermin: 18. November 2024
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798230680208
• Artikelnr.: 72270443