
Asphalt Apostles: A Frank Peniston Mystery (Frank Peniston Mysteries, #17) (eBook, ePUB)
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What if your detective novel traded magnifying glasses for nitrous oxide?Frank Peniston isn't your average small-town sleuth. He's a mustached vigilante with a spray-painted Chevy Malibu, a toolkit full of absurd gadgets, and a habit of turning quiet crimes into demolition derbies. When a neon-lit cult called the Asphalt Apostles builds their "Holy Parking Lot," Frank faces his strangest case yet:Cult sermons disguised as drag racesCommunion wafers made of asphalt shinglesA dangerous femme fatale named Cherry ClutchExplosions, gadget-fueled chaos, and yes... Limp BizkitWith his sidekick Ronald...
What if your detective novel traded magnifying glasses for nitrous oxide?
Frank Peniston isn't your average small-town sleuth. He's a mustached vigilante with a spray-painted Chevy Malibu, a toolkit full of absurd gadgets, and a habit of turning quiet crimes into demolition derbies. When a neon-lit cult called the Asphalt Apostles builds their "Holy Parking Lot," Frank faces his strangest case yet:
With his sidekick Ronald scribbling lawnmower diagrams instead of plans, Frank dives headfirst into an unhinged crime thriller that's half mystery, half action comedy, and all satire.
Fans of Carl Hiaasen, Christopher Moore, and noir parodies will laugh, cringe, and redline right alongside Frank. Because in Welvin, Massachusetts... justice doesn't just roll. It redlines.
Frank Peniston isn't your average small-town sleuth. He's a mustached vigilante with a spray-painted Chevy Malibu, a toolkit full of absurd gadgets, and a habit of turning quiet crimes into demolition derbies. When a neon-lit cult called the Asphalt Apostles builds their "Holy Parking Lot," Frank faces his strangest case yet:
- Cult sermons disguised as drag races
- Communion wafers made of asphalt shingles
- A dangerous femme fatale named Cherry Clutch
- Explosions, gadget-fueled chaos, and yes... Limp Bizkit
With his sidekick Ronald scribbling lawnmower diagrams instead of plans, Frank dives headfirst into an unhinged crime thriller that's half mystery, half action comedy, and all satire.
Fans of Carl Hiaasen, Christopher Moore, and noir parodies will laugh, cringe, and redline right alongside Frank. Because in Welvin, Massachusetts... justice doesn't just roll. It redlines.
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