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The Pushits Volume 1

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There are two worlds ... the one we know... and the one down bellow called... the UNKNOWN... where GOOD AND EVIL reside in a pool of madness ... deep at the very core lives MEDUSA... she's God meets Satan meets Heaven meets HELL! MEUSA MEDUSA is in charge of every single human's CONSCIOUSNESS UNCONSCIOUSNESS and SUBCONSCIOUSNESS. She gets triggered during every human sexual encounter... and releases all sorts of potions, poisons and chemicals to shake up the ... .Universal Evolution OF HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS. Right before each ejaculation MEDUSA calls upon THE PUSHITS... >The Pushits is a family of 5, sort of like my family... you have MAMA PUSHIT... PAPA PUSHIT... SISTER PUSHIT ... . BROTHER PUSHIT and me BABY 'ALEXIS PUSHIT' ... Alexis Pushit, based on me, is the only one of the bunch who can TRANSCEND and TRANSFORM into a real life human being. He lives in the year 4023 in a place that looks like New York City but not quite... called NEW WOKE CITY! I created this story as a way to heal PTSD... . That's correct PTSD... I was raided gay and catholic in Puerto Rico back in the 80s when aids was killing most of my people... THE GAY PEOPLE. Fast forward to the day before my 30th birthday I married the wrong man... 13 years my senior. We were together for 8 years had a fabulous life in The Hamptons, traveled regularly to st bart... We were MARTHA STEWART on Crack... My life was... LORD OF THE RINGS meets BLUE JASMINE starring Cate Blancet... a real HAMPTONS QUEEN... Can you believe it? Jesus and Buddha can both agree on me with this: The truth will ALWAYS set you free... My truth ... besides my amazing and fun life is that I am a healthy survivor of spousal domestic abuse. And so are a lot a lot of people out there... BOTH MEN AND WOMEN. And that's ok because no one is perfect and in the end the sun shines on us all... but REALITY BITES... the reality for us all is that WE HAVE TO REAP WHAT WE SOW... This is my very fun and special way to make amends with the past by taking action in the present moment... accepting who I am NOW... TODAY.

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My full name is Jaime Alexis Morales Gotay, you can call me Jaime, like saying hello to the month of May... Hi May. I was born and raised in Puerto Rico. At a young age I took on two passions: Art and Sports. I started drawing, painting and sketching since I was 10 years old and also I started learning how to swim and compete in swim meets. By the age of 12 I had become a champion swimmer in the 100 meters breast stroke. By the age of 16 I moved on to the sport of triathlon where I competed in over 40 races. All throughout I taught myself how to draw like a comic book artist and Disney animator by pausing the Disney VHS tapes and sketching the character over and over until I reached my goal. In 2001, I went to Savannah College of Art and Design in Savannah, Georgia to get my Bachelor's Degree in Hand Drawn Animation with a minor in illustration. In the meantime, I traveled to Canada, Cancun, Puerto Rico, San Francisco, New York City, The Hamptons... to compete in Olympic distance triathlons. In 2008, I moved to New York City to become a trainer and bootcamp / spin instructor at Equinox Gym Greenwich Avenue location. I left to continue my health and fitness journey on my own terms in 2015. I spent my days, time and energy learning and mastering the human body, psyche and emotions... Here's what I found... all we need is 8 hours of sleep, mindfulness, a passion for something we love, sex a few times a week and the best company of family and friends anyone can have... oh, and working out with me... JAIMEFIT! I play tennis when I can. I sing, and dance and workout a lot. I've done improv courses and live performances at The Magnet Theater as well as stand up comedy at the Comedy Cellar. I am a published author and small business owner... I have a personal training studio in Chelsea 219 WEST 16 STREET 16 between 7 and 8 called # THCGYM THE HEALTHY CREW GYM + ART GALLERY + HEALING CENTER. I have a beautiful cat, her name is Princess. I say that I am a CAT: COMIC ARTIST TRAINER.