David Salmon, Phishstones

Broschiertes Buch

Moose Turds and Midlife Crises

A Boomer's Last Laugh

Beschreibung

Ever stepped in moose shit and thought, "Yep, this pretty much sums up my life"? Welcome to Moose Turds and Midlife Crises - the no-filter, side-splitting memoir of a grizzled boomer staring down the back half of life with a crooked grin and a cup of burnt coffee. This isn't your average "I found enlightenment on a yoga mat" midlife tale. Nope. This is a dirt-under-the-fingernails, deer-in-the-rearview, curse-out-the-universe kind of story - equal parts survival guide and stand-up comedy show set deep in the backwoods of personal chaos. In these pages, you'll find: Wild tales of aging disgracefully in the North Country Outbursts of sarcastic gold and nostalgic WTF moments Actual moose (and their digestive aftermath) A brutally honest look at marriage, manhood, memory loss, and that weird mole you swear wasn't there last week

Autor

About the Author PhishStones aka David Salmon David Salmon, known by the name PhishStones in dive bars, trailheads, and twisted love stories, is a 60-year-old rock 'n roll survivor with a heart full of rebellion and boots caked in Adirondack mud. Born with a Stones record spinning and a middle finger in the air, he's spent his life chasing freedom through forests, women, campfires, and chaos. Raised by old-school Parents who tossed him into the wild like a cub learning to bite back, he grew up in the greatest classroom known to man-the Adirondack Mountains. That park didn't just raise him. It baptized him in pine needles and bear tracks, carved him into a storyteller, and gave him enough dirt-under-the-fingernails wisdom to call bullshit on just about anything. PhishStones writes the way he lives: raw, funny, deeply nostalgic, and just offensive enough to get you kicked out of Sunday service. His words are for the boomers who never sold out, the broken-hearted hikers, the stoned philosophers, and anyone who knows you can find God on a mountaintop-or in a woman who smells like woodsmoke and bad decisions. He still believes in vinyl, karma, freedom, and second chances. And he's probably already writing the next book from the porch of a rusty Airstream with a blunt in one hand and a black coffee in the other.

Produktdetails

• Verlag: PhishStones
• Seitenzahl: 68
• Erscheinungstermin: 10. Juni 2025
• Englisch
• Abmessung: 229mm x 152mm x 4mm
• Gewicht: 114g
• ISBN-13: 9798231913206
• Artikelnr.: 74825023