Libraries of the Living Dead
A Haunted Library Coloring Book for Adults Who Secretly Blame Libraries for All Their Past Traumas (and a Few New Ones)
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Libraries of the Living Dead: A Haunted Library Coloring Book for Adults with Literary Languishing Calling all bookworms, ex-library lovers, and anyone who's ever screamed into a pillow about Overdrive overdrafts! Unlock the haunting Libraries of the Living Dead Coloring Book - where stress meets scissors (metaphorically... we hope). Are dusty indexes haunting your dreams? Do overdue fines float through your mind like ghostly reminders? You're not alone. This isn't just a coloring book - it's a therapeutic exorcism for adults who secretly blame libraries for: That time every library in the sta...
Libraries of the Living Dead: A Haunted Library Coloring Book for Adults with Literary Languishing Calling all bookworms, ex-library lovers, and anyone who's ever screamed into a pillow about Overdrive overdrafts! Unlock the haunting Libraries of the Living Dead Coloring Book - where stress meets scissors (metaphorically... we hope). Are dusty indexes haunting your dreams? Do overdue fines float through your mind like ghostly reminders? You're not alone. This isn't just a coloring book - it's a therapeutic exorcism for adults who secretly blame libraries for: That time every library in the state claimed The Catcher in the Rye was "on hold." The judging gaze of the Reference Desk Oracle. Discovering your childhood diaries in the "Mystery" section. Exorcise Your Demons With our unique and mesmerizing illustrations, you'll embark on a journey to overcome the anxiety, stress, and dread that libraries may have instilled in you. Our coloring book is the perfect outlet for your pent-up emotions, allowing you to unleash your inner artist and heal your inner child. Our haunted library scenes will transport you to a world of spine-tingling terror and gothic mystery, where the lines between reality and fantasy blur. As you color, you'll uncover the secrets hidden within the pages and unleash a sense of liberation. Why Our Coloring Book is a Must-Have Obsession: Dark Whimsy Meets Therapeutic Chaos: Combats adulting stress with ghoulish humor - because reliving your past humiliations in color is so much more fun than therapy. 30 Spine-Chilling Pages: From zombie typewriters to haunted Dewey Decimal Systems, each illustration is a love letter to libraries, lost childhoods, and the ghosts of books past. Perfect for Guilt-Free Therapy: Doodle your way to serenity while secretly blaming libraries for that time you cried over a lost library card. No eye-rolls required. Limited stock! Don't become another victim of sold out. Order now and transform your literary scars into artful vengeance. "Finally, a way to shade my 5th-grade librarian and meditate. 10/10 would recommend." - A very busy adult with feelings. Grab your #2 pencils - it's time to color outside the lines of sanity. (We won't judge your adult coloring skills. Probably.) Happy coloring.
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