Sasha Frost

Broschiertes Buch

I got reincarnated in another world and the only power I got was premature ejaculation?

Beschreibung

The Fantasy Adventure That Comes Too Quickly! Meet Yuuto, a socially awkward IT guy who couldn't even talk to his office crush without sweating through his shirt. After being unceremoniously flattened by a truck (classic isekai move!), he awakens before Sasha, a drop-dead gorgeous goddess with zero patience and a questionable sense of humor. "Congratulations!" she announces. "You've been blessed with the Divine Gift of Swift Release!" Poor Yuuto thinks he's scored super-speed or instant magic casting. NOPE! In the most cosmic practical joke ever played, our hero has been reincarnated with the supernatural ability to... ahem... arrive early to the party. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. But wait! There's a twist! In the magical realm of Lustania, a divine curse has left every man unable to rise to ANY occasion. That's right-the entire male population is suffering from magical ED! And suddenly, our one-pump wonder is the only man who can actually get it up-even if he can't keep it up for more than 5 seconds! Watch in tear-streaming hilarity as Yuuto:Mistakes his "blessing" for a heroic combat ability Proudly announces he'll "release in front of everyone!" Creates the world's most unfortunate wet spot after a single touch from a barmaid Flees through town with squelching underwear while being accused of "water theft" Will Yuuto ever master his hair-trigger heroics? Can he save a kingdom of sexually frustrated women with his "lightning-quick sword"? Or will he just continue making a sticky situation even stickier? I Was Summoned to Another World and the Only Power I Got Was Premature Ejaculation? - The only fantasy novel that finishes faster than you can read this synopsis! Perfect for fans of isekai parodies who aren't afraid to laugh at the little death before the big one. Warning: Contains excessive moisture, inappropriate uses of the word "release," and enough double entendres to fill a dragon's hoard. May cause spontaneous laughter and uncomfortable explanations when reading in public.

Autor

Hey there, naughty boys... I'm Sasha Frost, and I know exactly what you're doing right now while reading this. Those subtle shifts in your seat, that growing tension in your pants - I've been causing those reactions in men since I was old enough to realize the power of a well-timed tease. I'm a 30-year-old writer from the UK with a wicked imagination and an even naughtier pen. My specialty? Making you throb, ache, and beg through my words. For years, I kept my dirty little stories to myself, using them for my own pleasure while thinking about all the frustrated men I've left hanging over the years. But last year, I finally decided to share my tales with the world. You see, there's nothing quite like that desperate look in a man's eyes when he's been edged for hours, nothing sweeter than those pathetic little whimpers when release is denied. I've been practicing the art of teasing and denial since my teenage years, and now I get to torture all of you lovely readers with my words instead. My stories aren't just fiction - they're carefully crafted instruments of torment, designed to keep you right on that delicious edge. Each word is chosen to make you throb, each scene crafted to make those balls ache just a little more. And the best part? I know you'll keep coming back for more, just like all the boys I've teased over the years. So go ahead, dive into my world of cruel teasing and desperate denial. Just don't blame me if you find yourself frustrated, leaking, and begging for release by the end. That's exactly where I want you. XOXO, Sasha ¿¿¿¿

Produktdetails

• Verlag: Sasha Frost
• Seitenzahl: 210
• Erscheinungstermin: 15. April 2025
• Englisch
• Abmessung: 216mm x 140mm x 13mm
• Gewicht: 303g
• ISBN-13: 9798231260539
• Artikelnr.: 74317893