S. Black

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Gangs & Shadows

Beschreibung

Gangs of the Underworld: Ponocný Returns A supernatural urban fantasy with monsters, mayhem, and one very new teenage Ponocný (watchman) "Look, I didn't ask for this job. I was a golem hunter. A professional monster-puncher. the BEST in the Vanguard! Now? I'm the Ponocný-Prague's Night Watch. Basically a magical mall cop with a badge, a squad of noobs, and the impossible task of keeping the supernatural gangs from tearing each other to bits. Vampires are plotting. were-orcs are throwing hands. Goblins are rigging vending machines into death traps. Oh, and my partner? Off to Bucharest dealing with vampire family drama. So now it's just me, a zombie receptionist, a troll who wears traffic signs, and a barbarian who breaks doors accidentally on purpose. The Underworld gangs think I'm a joke. The city thinks I'm already dead. The captain thinks I'll "figure it out." I think I need a Malinovka. Or a flamethrower. Or both. But someone just put a blade in the wrong were-orc, and now all-out war is back on the menu. So yeah, I guess I'm saving Prague....again. Just... not the way they expect. For fans of: Ben Aaronovitch, Terry Pratchett, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Witcher (if Geralt had anxiety and a punchable face).

Autor

Meet Your New Favorite Indie Author: A Walking Cliché of Chaos and Coffee Ah, the self-published author-equal parts tortured genius and procrastination wizard. Picture this: a person hunched over a laptop, clad in pajamas that have seen better days, nursing a coffee that's 80% caffeine and 20% existential dread. That's your author. Their "office" is a cluttered table (or let's be honest, the couch) surrounded by stacks of half-read writing guides, an alarming number of mugs, and a dog that thinks your mouse is the perfect resting place of his drooling mouth. They've spent countless hours Googling things like "how to write a bestseller in one weekend" and "does anyone really read acknowledgments?" and now they've finally unleashed their masterpiece upon the world-armed with nothing but an overworked imagination and a full time job that allows them the time to write. They live for the thrill of checking Amazon rankings every 20 minutes, even though the only reviews so far are from their mom ("So proud of you, sweetie!") and someone suspiciously named BookFan99. Marketing? Oh, it's basically them screaming into the void on Twitter and Instagram while begging their friends to "just share the link one more time." They may not have a fancy publisher, a massive budget, or any idea what they're doing half the time, but they've got heart, sarcasm, and a borderline unhealthy obsession with their fictional characters. So go ahead, buy their book. It's cheaper than your morning coffee and way more entertaining. Plus, it comes with the added bonus of knowing you're supporting a writer who's out here chasing their dream one typo at a time.

Produktdetails

• Verlag: S Black
• Seitenzahl: 130
• Erscheinungstermin: 24. Mai 2025
• Englisch
• Abmessung: 216mm x 140mm x 7mm
• Gewicht: 174g
• ISBN-13: 9798231424498
• Artikelnr.: 74382211