Jane Eyre and the Mystery of the Haunted Spin Class
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Jane Eyre was just trying to get her life together after being blacklisted from governess gigs for 'too much existential despair.' Now she's stuck ghost-hunting inside a repurposed 12th-century castle-turned-gym where the protein shakes are cursed and the peloton bikes occasionally speak Latin. Armed with only biting sarcasm, a fifth-hand EMF detector, and a personal vendetta against online fitness culture, Jane must survive sabotage by jealous spinfluencers, accidental demonic possession, and several very tedious HR meetings about 'spectral misconduct.' Expect soul-deep monologues about exist...
Jane Eyre was just trying to get her life together after being blacklisted from governess gigs for 'too much existential despair.' Now she's stuck ghost-hunting inside a repurposed 12th-century castle-turned-gym where the protein shakes are cursed and the peloton bikes occasionally speak Latin. Armed with only biting sarcasm, a fifth-hand EMF detector, and a personal vendetta against online fitness culture, Jane must survive sabotage by jealous spinfluencers, accidental demonic possession, and several very tedious HR meetings about 'spectral misconduct.' Expect soul-deep monologues about existential futility immediately followed by people arguing over smoothie bar loyalty points. Jane Eyre and the Mystery of the Haunted Spin Class is a chaotic, sarcastic comedy about existential dread, gym politics, and mildly cursed cardio.
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