Cut to Melbourne, Australia--the most glamorous city in the world.
It also happens to be the only one left standing, but nevermind
that, we're there now and I'd like you to meet your
narrator, a certain Floyd Maquina, a likable chap with one hell of
a story to share. See, the powers that be are knuckling down on the
Deviant menace that plagues the city, and our boy Floyd's
unknowingly got himself in the thick of it. Cue guns, intrigue,
kidnappings, conspiracy and all sorts of general mayhem that make
for cracking good headlines.Does Floyd stop the bad guys? Does he
get the girl? Does he make Humphrey Bogart proud? Grab some popcorn
and read on.
